The nearest I could get to a supermarket was KMart, which is on the way home from work, but it transformed my entire attitude about the store. It’s my regular stop for needful things, but this little browsing trip is the first time I ever got an erection in a discount store.

My first stop was health and personal care, where I went first, predictably, to the condoms and lubes. One item that caught my eye was a KY tingling lubricant and I imagined massaging her legs with it from toe to groin. Then I imagined doing my own legs. Among the hair care products, wide black hair wraps looked quite useful as blindfolds. Shaving cream and razors, of course, to keep my bottom end smooth, and some emollient to soothe the burn should I get overly thorough. In the candy and food aisles nothing struck me as pervertable, but I did pick up a box of Hershey kisses to bring home as a gift, and early Valentines chocolate fix. In hardware there was a set of 6 tiny padlocks, which I thought would be a nice gift for someone who liked to lock or tie up bad boys. In housewares, I was examining a wide flat wooden spatula and thinking of spanking games, when I glanced up the aisle and saw that a woman had been watching me for a moment. Did she know? I turned back to the display and saw her brush her hair back on one side and that’s when I got the erection, turned and ran, only kidding. On to sporting goods, where sleeping bags and bungie cords suggested mummy games, solo and with partner. The paint department made me laugh as I thought of interesting ways the paint shaking machine might be employed. Men’s clothing? Boring! Women’s lingerie? well here I felt the need to be circumspect and not frighten the ladies by hanging around too long. Or am I just chicken?

I returned home with the chocolate kisses and She was pleased that I had thought of her (I want more of that).

This was one of the most arousing activities yet on this journey, made more so by my companion for the day, the Queen of Spades. Her control and that of her sisters (and brothers) are causing a noticeable amping up of my erotic imagination. May I please play another day?

I went to the grocery store today after work and I might comment that the food items were not nearly as easy as the non-food items. I will break my list into categories and the imagination may fill in the blanks.

Insertables:
Carrots
cucumbers
Bananas

Pouring on the body and lapping up:
Hersheys chocolate syrup
Canned whipping cream

Romantic:
Roses and extras to make rose petals to strew about the bed
Candles
Feather duster to stroke my lady
Bubble bath for our dual person tub

Dressing up for me:
An apron – wear just the apron
panty hose
A coconut (to make a coconut bra to go with the following)
Asparagus and string (to make an asparagus Hula skirt – micro mini) Blanch the asparagus first
Razors for a super smooth feeling

Bondage and discipline:
Clothes line rope
Clothes pins
Candles for hot wax
Saran wrap for wrapping and confining
Broom – use the handle for a spreader bar
Dog collar and leash
Rubber gloves for playing doctor
Discipline tools (wooden spoons, Pancake turner, spatulas, hair brush)
Devious plastic one piece chopsticks that look like a nut cracker.
The hinged metal nutcracker
Pantyhose – use as a rope for tender bits

Misc:
Permanent markers for making “tatoos”
Cinnamon or Peppermint breath mints – pop one in the mouth before orally pleasing the partner
Solarcaine – Get right to the edge and get sprayed. All goes numb.

This was a very interesting day at the grocery store. It actually took the chore out of shopping for the ingredients I need to make a cream cheese coffee cake for tomorrow. It is my turn to bring Friday treats. Quite a fulfilling experience and I would like to continue for another day – please?

I drew the Jack of Hearts today. I feel sooo sooo good.